Well, take joy in knowing he is on the disabled list with a strained abdominal muscle. You will excuse me if I do not exercise any type of pity for one of many Phillies players I would like to see run over by an NYC Sanitation truck. Ah! Would it not be lovely to watch them take out the MLB trash?
In his place would be Domonic Brown from their version of Triple-A. This kid is hitting .327 with 20 homers in 93 games. A future pain in the arse? The majors is different from the minors kiddies.